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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

dear sucky product maker...

Kamenstein, Inc.

Elmsford, NY

10523

Dear Company that made that piece of crap cooking oil sprayer that I purchased,


We purchased your product from a local department store several years ago, hoping it would be the miracle kitchen gadget it was made out to be. We filled it with water and tested it out, only to be met with a pathetic wheeze and slight dribble of water from the nozzle. Thinking that a more viscous fluid might be required, we filled it with cooking oil, which was also a waste of our time, as we were only met with a squeak and a wheeze.

Even when the pump was a fully primed as it could possibly be, it did nothing but wheeze. No spray, just wheeze.

Unfortunately, we had discarded both the receipt and the original packaging by the time we threw this into the darkest, most distant corner of a cabinet to live with all the other useless kitchen devices. In a recent purging of our cabinets, I rediscovered this device and thought I’d write you a letter to tell you how bad this sprayer was, as your name and mailing address were proudly embossed on the base of the sprayer.

This sprayer is single-handedly the most useless kitchen device I have ever purchased.

Do your products have any sort of satisfaction guarantee? I was dissatisfied with your product immediately upon bringing it home, to say the least.

Sincerely,

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