Never been to Spain.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Who brought tha funk?

I remember when people who talked on their cellphones all the time were considered assholes. I also remember a time when it was considered the height of rudeness to walk away and leave your phone ringing loudly for other people to hear.

Now when your ringtone sounds like a cross between the theme from "Shaft" and a 70s porn, that's funny. If it's set to extra loud, because you are half-deaf, then it becomes annoying upon repeated ringing.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Hi drivers,

It's been a rough winter for cycle-commuting to work, what with the snow, winds and persistent rains, never mind near or total darkness in both directions. This morning, I was greeted by a blanket of snow when I left the house, tonight I apparently have to battle gale-force winds on the way home.

When I am cycling downhill through 2-3 centimeters of slushy snow, take extra care when passing me, in case I lose traction and fall, or get blown into your path. I'd rather not have to bounce off your sheet metal, or have your wheels run over my head.

Thank you for your attention, you warm, comfortable, lazy #$#@#s !

Orange.


PS: I cheer every time I hear parking prices are going up.

WOT