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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

bad boys, bad boys, whatchew gonna do...

For a laugh at the misfortunes of others, check out baitcar.com. Watch meth-addicted professional car thieves go to jail for stealing vehicles that their owners clearly place too much pride in, while trying to make money to finance their habits. Watch schoolkids who think they're gangstas get jacked-up by the cops. Watch some real pros break into a start cars in the time it takes you to fumble your keys out of your handbag. Watch a hilarious scene where a Scottish-brogue speaking RCMP officer instructs some brats who stole a minivan how to exit the car at gunpoint: "Drrrrivvverrr, ye 'ar ganneh exit thay carrr first. Passenger, ye'll bay nixt. Exit thay carrr noooow"

When I see cars like the one I saw last night, stopped at a pedestrian-controlled intersection, while I, ironically, waited for the bus, I am not at all surprised we have such a healthy car-theft industry. This car had spinning mag wheels, flashing neon lights, booming audio system and FOUR TV screens! One in each sunvisor and two screens pointing out the back window, which I can only surmise, were meant to entertain those who eat your dust. All I could think about was the amazing amount of money someone had spent. ON A HONDA.

With bling-bling like that, you're just asking for some "redistribution of wealth".

1 comment:

Lisa Corriveau said...

I would not characterize them as bad boys so much as dumb boys. They all just seem somewhat short of braincells. like the guy who didn't realize he was in a bait car despite the eight police cars chasing him on Highway 1 & the engine being disabled by E-comm.

It's hard not to laugh at these guys.