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Dear Sunnie,

I’m going to have to cut burritos entirely from my diet and not for the usual reason: The machine ate my money again and left me with a burrito dangling off the edge, almost ready to drop, mocking me from its precarious perch.

Buying another to try and force the first one out doesn’t work, as the machine is smart enough to know when a burrito is stuck in it, but not smart enough to deliver a burrito properly.

I had to settle for a chimichanga, so my hunger for food is sated, but not my hunger for justice to be served from the vending machine.